Happy St. Patrickâs day!
Thereâs nothing like a good list of jokes to get the family laughing together.
Weâve put together a list of funny St. Patrickâs Day jokes suitable for all ages, plus some jokes about the month of March and springtime. Enjoy!
50 St. Patrickâs Day Jokes for Kids
1. Whatâs a leprechaunâs favorite cereal?
A: Lucky Charms!
2. What should you say to a runner in the St. Patrickâs Day marathon?
A: Irish you luck.
3. What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
A: A rash of good luck.
4. What did the Irish potato say to his sweet heart?
A: I only have eyes for you.
5. Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrickâs Day?
A: Real rocks are too heavy!
6. What do you call a fake diamond in Ireland?
A: A sham-rock.
7. How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
A: It will be green with envy!
8. Why do leprechauns love to garden?
A: They have green thumbs!
9. Why do leprechauns recycle?
A: They like to go green!
10. What do you call a leprechaun who gets sent to jail?
A: A lepre-con!
11. How is a good friend like a four-leaf clover?
A: Theyâre hard to find!
12. What kind of bow canât be tied?
A: A rainbow!
13. Why is it difficult to borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because heâs always a little short.
14. What is Dwayne Johnsonâs Irish nickname?
A: The Sham-Rock.
15. What has eyes but canât see?
A: A potato
16. Where can you always find âgold,â but thereâs no gold at all?
A: In the dictionary
17. How many gold coins can a leprechaun throw in an empty pot?
A: One. After that, itâs no longer empty.
18. When is an Irish potato not an Irish potato?
When itâs a french fry
19. Knock-knock! Whoâs there? Irish. Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrickâs Day!
20. Knock-knock! Whoâs there? Warren. Warren who?
Warren anything green for St. Patrickâs Day?
21. Where do leprechauns live?
A: In lepre-condos.
22. When does a leprechaun cross the road?
A: When it turns green!
23. How can you tell if a leprechaun likes your joke?
A: Heâs Dublin over with laughter!
24. Why shouldnât you iron a four-leaf clover?
You might press your luck!
25. What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrickâs Day?
A: Sham-rock and roll.
26. Where can you always find a shamrock?
A: In the dictionary.
27. What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
A: Look clover there.
28. What do you say to the smartest person you know on St. Patrickâs Day?
A: Youâre very clover!
29. What instrument does a showoff play on St. Patrickâs Day?
A: The brag-pipe!
30. How old are leprechauns?
A: So old that they can remember when rainbows were black and white.
31. How did the leprechaun go to the moon?
A: In a sham-rocket.
32: Why do frogs like St. Patrickâs Day?
A: Because theyâre always wearing green!
33. Knock, knock! Whoâs there? Potty. Potty who?
A: Potty gold at the end of the rainbow.
34. Knock, knock! Whoâs there? Irish. Irish who?
Irish I could find a 4-leaf clover.
35. What do you get when two leprechauns have a conversation?
A: A lot of small talk
36. Where do leprechauns sit to relax?
A: Shamrocking chairs.
37. What did the naughty leprechaun get for Christmas?
A: A pot of coal.
38. What did the referee say on St. Patrickâ Day at the end of the soccer match?
A: Game Clover.
39. Why did the leprechaun turn down a bowl of soup?
A: Because he already had a pot of gold.
40. What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
A: Lucky Charms!
41. What do you call an earthquake that happens on St. Ptrickâs Day?
A: A Shamrock Shake!
42. What did the leprechaun say when the video game ended?
A: Game clover
43. How does a leprechaun work out?
A: By pushing his luck
44. Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrickâs Day?
A: Because real rocks are too heavy
45. What do you get when you cross a pillowcase with a stone?
A: A sham-rock
46. Why are leprechauns so concerned about global warming?
A: Theyâre really into green living.
47. Who is St. Patrickâs favorite superhero?
A: Green Lantern
48. What do you get when you cross a leprechaun with St. Nick?
A: St. Oâclaus
49. What do leprechauns use to buy candy from the vending machine?
A: Lepre-coins
50. What is it called when a leprechaun messes up their dance?
A: A jig mistake!
51. What do you call a fake stone that you found on St. Patrickâs Day?
A sham-rock!
March Jokes
Celebrate St. Patrickâs Day with these March jokes for kids!
- Which crime fighter likes March the most?
A: Robin
2. What falls during March but never gets hurt?
A: The rain.
3. Can February March?
A: No, but April May.
4. What March flowers grow on faces?
A: Tulips (2 lips).
5. What can be seen in the middle of âAprilâ and âMarchâ, but canât be seen in the beginning or end of either one?
A: The letter âr.â
6. What season is it when you are on a trampoline in March?
A: Spring-time.
7: Why did the mom call pest control?
A: Ants were on the March.
8. What do trumpet players in a spring parade do?
A: March
9. Why is everyone so tired on April 1?
A: Because theyâve just finished a long, 31-day March.
10. What goes up when March rain comes down?
A: An umbrella.
11. Why was the sports fan acting so crazy?
A: He had March madness!
12. Does February like March?
A: No, but April May.
Spring Jokes for Kids
Here are some clever jokes for the entire spring season:
1. Did you meet that mushroom over there, I hear heâs the life of the party.
Heâs a pretty fun-gi!
2. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny.
3. Why was the bee mad?
A: Youâd be mad too if someone stole your honey!
4. Why is the letter A like a flower?
A: A bee comes after it!
5. What did the big flower say to the little one?
A: Youâre really growing, bud!
6. How do you know that bees are happy?
A: Because they hum while they work.
7. What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
A: Where in earth have you been?â
8. Why did the robin go to the hospital?
A: It needed tweetment!
9. Whatâs a baby chickâs favorite plant?
A: EGG-plants!
10. What do you get when you plant kisses?
A: Tulips!
11. What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
A: Lily!
12. Why did the farmer bury all his money?
A: To make his soil rich!
13. What did the summer say to the spring?
A: Help! Iâm going to fall.
14. What kind of garden does a baker have?
A: A âflourâ garden.
15. Why did the farmer plant a seed in his pond?
A: He was trying to grow a water-melon.
16. Can bees fly in the rain?
A: Not without their little yellow jackets!
17. What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A: A drizzly bear.
18. What type of bird should you never take to the bank?
A: A ROBin.
19. Why couldnât the flower ride its bike?
A: It lost its petals.
20. Why did the worm cross the ruler?
A: To become an inchworm.
21: How does a bee brush its hair?
A: With its honeycomb.
22. What is Springâs favorite kind of pickles?
A: Daffo-dills!
23. What do you call a well-dressed lion?
A: A dandy lion!
24: How does the sun listen to music?
A: On its ray-dio!
25. What is the best flower for a boy to give his mom?
A: Son-flower!
26. What kind of socks does a gardener wear?
A: Garden hose.
27. What do you call two young married spiders?
A: Newly webs.
28. What do you call it when worms take over the world?
A: Global Worming.
29. What did the seed say to the flower?
A: OK, Bloomer.
30: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat whatever bugs them.
31: What did the tree say to spring?
A: What a re-leaf.
32. When is it impossible to plant spring flowers?
When you havenât botany
33. Why are oak trees so forgiving?
Every spring they turn over a new leaf
34. What did the sprout say when he saw his friend?
Hey Bud!
35. What season is best to go on a trampoline?
Spring-time
36. Been washing my trampoline.
Seemed time to do some spring cleaning.
37. What did the spring say to the airplane?
Boeing!
38. Did you see the other day the bed store is having a spring sale?
The rest of the bed is still full price though.
39. How do you make a pool bouncy?
Add spring water .
40. I heard you bought a new bed! Did you get a spring mattress?
Oh no, I use it all year.
41. What do sheep do on a sunny spring day?
Have a Baa baa cue!
42. Why was the baby strawberry sad?
His mom was in a jam.
Spring Knock Knock Jokes
Here is a list of funny knock-knock jokes for spring.
1. Knock, knock!
Whoâs there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter bring an umbrella, itâs raining!
2. Knock, knock!
Whoâs there?
Swarm.
Swarm who?
âSwarm outside!
3. Knock, knock!
Whoâs there?
Rover!
Rover who?
Rover the rainbow!
4. Knock, knock!
Whoâs there?
Beezer.
Beezer who?
Beezer buzzing, it must be spring.
5. Knock Knock
Whoâs there?
June. June who?
âJune know any good knock knock jokes?â
6. Knock, knock!
Whoâs there?
Worm!
Worm who?
Worm in here, isnât it?
Knock, Knock. Whoâs there? Rain. Rain who? Youâre not going to tell me to go away and come again another day?
7. Knock, Knock.
Whoâs there?
March.
March who?
Bless you!
8. Knock, Knock.
Whoâs there?
Bunny.
Bunny who?
Bunny you should ask!
9. Knock, Knock.
Whoâs there?
Garden.
Garden who?
Gardinâ the door like that is rude!
10. Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me some water.
11. Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating all my carrots!
12. Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Who.
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?
13. Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
14. Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing in my house?
15. Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin your house!
16. Knock, knock.
Whoâs there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, itâs quiet in here.
17. Knock Knock
Whoâs there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more Easter Eggs left for me?
What is your favorite joke for spring? Send us your springtime jokes by emailing hello@mkewithkids.com.
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