It’s officially winter, and the temperatures are freezing.
Whether you find yourself in the middle of a freezing cold Midwest winter, planning a glorious winter wedding, heading out on an ice fishing trip, or hosting a Frozen-themed birthday party, the best way to lighten the mood is to bust out a clever ice pun!
We searched long and hard for the funniest ice puns and jokes that we could find. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg, so to speak. We also included cold weather puns and jokes that you’ll love, plus puns about ice cream, everyone’s favorite icy treat.
These puns and jokes will make you laugh so hard it will bring tears to your ice. (Sorry.)
Without further ado, here are the 100 coolest ice puns and jokes.
Ice Puns
These ice puns use words that sound like or rhyme with “ice”, “hail” and “glacier” to create statements with a double meaning.
- Have an ice day! (nice)
2. Ice and easy does it. (nice)
3. Don’t call ice, we’ll call you. (us)
4. This cold will bring tears to your ice. (eyes)
5. Fall turns into winter before your very ice. (eyes)
6. Icy come, icy go. (easy)
7. You’re as cold as ice.
8. Nice to meet you – Let’s break the ice!
9. Icy does it. (easy)
10. I’m so lucky – I am the frozen one! (chosen)
11. Icy what you did there. (I see)
12. I’m calling them like icy them. (I see)
13. That bucket of ice is such an icesore! (eyesore)
14. All hail broke loose. (hell)
15. Burn in hail! (hell)
16. Come hail or high water. (hell)
17. Let’s do it for the hail of it. (hell)
18. Give ‘em hail! (hell)
19. A cold day in hail. (hell)
20. A hail in one. (hole)
21. Words hail me. (fail)
22. Get out of hail free. (jail)
23. We’re going to fight tooth and hail. (nail)
24. Smooth hailing. (sailing)
25. Heads or hails? (tails)
26. Having a hail of a time. (whale)
27. Glacial awareness. (facial)
28. Glacial features. (facial)
29. Glacial recognition. (facial)
30. An icicle build for two. (bicycle)
31. That’s just the tip of the iceberg!
32. Enjoy the ice of life. (spice)
33. The traveling snowman does his sales calls by icicle.
34. You’d made a great ice-tronaut!
35. We had quite the ice-capade this morning out there.
36. This ice is snow joke!
37. What did the woman say after she slipped and fell on ice? Nothing, she just gave everyone the cold shoulder.
38. I would tell you my best ice pun but it slipped my mind.
39. When your ice house falls apart, just igloo it back together.
40. That’s the ice thing about winter. (nice)
41. During a winter with cold weather, it’s easy to feel ice-olated.
Ice Jokes
If those awesome ice puns weren’t enough for you, here are some funny ice jokes that will crack you up.
42. Why are there so many cracks at the ice rink? The maintenance crew is slipping up.
43. Why can’t you get a job at the ice rink? There’s a hiring freeze.
44. Why did two new friends walk out onto frozen pond togther? It was a good way to break the ice.
45. He was going to take a hike in the snow barefoot last night, but then he got cold feet.
46. Why did the inventor spend a lot of time on thin ice? He was looking for his next major breakthrough.
47. How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice!
Cold Puns
Looking for more than just a good ice pun? The following clever puns are all related to cold weather in general. We used the words “frost” and “chill” to come up with even more clever puns.
48. This winter has been extremely frostrating. (frustrating)
49. All is not frost. (lost)
50. My long frost friend. (lost)
51. Frost and foremost… (first)
52. If looks could chill…(kill)
53. Be chill, my beating heart. (still)
54. Fake it chill you make it. (’til)
55. Chill death do us part. (’til)
56. Do you chilly want to hurt me? (really)
57. Best in snow. (show)
58. All dressed up and snowhere to go. (nowhere)
59. Let me tell you ‘bout the birds and the freeze. (bees)
60. This winter, be sure to freeze the day! (seize)
61. Money doesn’t grow on freeze. (trees)
62. Would you like freeze with that ice cube? (fries)
63. We’re still happy after all freeze years. (these)
64. Freeze things happen. (these)
65. Let’s draw this to a froze. (close)
66. Go stand by the block of ice and say “freeze!” (cheese)
67. A river froze through it. (Flows)
68. Are you friends or froze? (foes)
69. Anyway the wind froze… (blows)
70. How froze it? (goes)
71. As the saying froze… (goes)
72. This winter, we’ve been through many highs and froze. (lows)
73. Strike a froze! (pose)
74. Let’s look at the froze and cons. (pros)
75. Every froze has its thorn. (rose)
76. I’m looking at this icy weather through froze-colored glasses. (rose)
77. It was love at frost sight. (first)
78. What do you call kids that love to spend time on the ice? Chill-dren.
79. All you need is some cold hard cash.
80. It’s cool spending time with you.
81. Freeze a jolly good fellow! (for he’s)
Ice Cream Puns
You can’t have ice cream without ice, and we know you’ll love these ice cream puns dairy much.
82. Ice cream because you are driving me crazy.
83. Do I love ice cream? You sherbet I do! (sure bet)
84. My relationship with ice cream is unhealthy because it’s so cold.
85. I always bring an umbrella to the ice cream store, just in case there are sprinkles.
86. Ice cream cones make for great journalists because they always get the scoop.
87. I’m insecure about my favorite flavor of ice cream. Call it my Neapolitan Complex. (Napolean)
88. What is the ice cream parlor owner’s side hustle? He’s a sundae school teacher. (Sunday)
89. “With you, anything is popsicle.” (possible)
90. I love you dairy much. (very)
91. Let’s have a lazy sundae! (Sunday)
92. Stealing ice cream? I don’t cone-done that behavior! (condone)
93. I know I’ll get to the ice cream shop sundae. (someday)
94. I just can’t see your pint of view. (point)
95. I wrote my diploma dessertation on ice cream puns. (dissertation)
96. That’s the cone-iest joke I’ve ever heard. (corniest)
97. That is a puzzling cone-undrum. (conundrum)
98. Better wear you sundae best to go get ice cream (Sunday)
99. Why does everyone invite ice cream to the party? It’s cool.
100. I love you un-cone-ditionally. (unconditionally)
There’s nothing better than a good pun to crack a smile or break the ice with someone.
We hope you loved this thoughtfully curated list of funny ice puns and jokes. We sure had fun making it! (And yes, we listened to the “Frozen” soundtrack while we put it together.)
Do you know of other ice puns that we should include on this list? Let us know about them by emailing us at hello@mkewithkids.com
We wish you a warm and cozy winter season, wherever you are!
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