Let’s face it – life can be ruff.
From work deadlines to family obligations, it’s easy to get caught up in the stresses of everyday life. That’s why we all need a little humor to help us relax and unwind, and what better way to do that than with a good laugh?
If you’re a dog lover, you’re in luck – we’ve got just the thing to brighten up your day. In this post, we’ll be sharing 100 funny dog puns that are guaranteed to make you smile, chuckle, and even bark with laughter.
We’ve scoured the internet to find the funniest, most clever dog puns out there, so you don’t have to.
Whether you’re a dog owner, a dog lover, or just someone in need of a good laugh, we promise that these puns will do the trick.
So, without further ado, let’s get started – we guarantee you won’t be able to resist these paw-some puns!
They definitely deserve a big round of ap-paws.
Let’s dive in!
Dog Puns
1. What is a dog’s favorite superhero movie?
The Bark Night Rises
(Original: The Dark Knight Rises)
2. What is a dog’s favorite cartoon?
South Bark
(Original: South Park)
3. What is a dog’s favorite historical figure?
Joan of Bark
(Original: Joan of Arc)
4. What is a dog’s favorite band?
Linkin Bark
(Original: Linkin Park)
5. What is a dog’s favorite Pink Floyd album?
Bark Side of the Moon
(Original: Dark Side of the Moon)
6. What is a dog’s favorite 90’s movie?
Jurassic Bark
(Original: Jurassic Park)
7. What do dogs like to study in school?
Bark-eology
(Original: archeology)
8. What is a dog’s favorite spot in New York City?
Central Bark
(Original: Central Park. You can substitute any city and park you like!)
9. What’s a dog’s favorite kind of dog picnic?
A Bark-B-Q
(Original: barbecue)
10. What is a dog’s favorite show?
Barking Bad
(Original: Breaking Bad)
11. What is a dog’s favorite song during the holiday season?
Bark! The Herald Angels Sing!
(Original: Hark! The Herald Angels Sing!)
12. What is a dog’s favorite stadium?
Fenway Bark
Original (Fenway Park)
13. What is a dog’s favorite action movie??
Raiders of the Lost Bark
(Original: Raiders of the Lost Arc)
14. Where is a dog’s favorite place to shop?
Bark Avenue
(Original: Park Avenue)
15. What is a dog’s favorite bible story?
Noah’s Bark
(Original: Noah’s Arc)
16. What did Darth Vader say to the dog?
“Come to the bark side.”
(Original: Come to the dark side.)
17. Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
(Original: parking lot)
18. Where do royal dogs live?
Barkingham Palace
(Original: Buckingham Palace)
19. Who did your dog vote for for president?
Bark Obama
(original: Barack Obama)
20. Which Griswold do dog’s like best in “Christmas Vacation”?
Bark Griswold
(original: Clark Griswold)
21. What’s a dog’s favorite piece of advice?
Don’t be afraid of the bark.
(Original: Don’t be afraid of the dark.)
22. Who is a dog’s favorite actor?
Bark Ruffalo
(Original: Mark Ruffalo)
23. Who is a dog’s favorite author?
Bark Twain
(Original: Mark Twain)
24. Who is a dog’s favorite philosopher?
Karl Barx
(Original: Karl Marx)
25. Who is a dog’s favorite Walhlberg?
Bark Wahlberg
(Original: Mark Wahlberg)
26. Who is a dog’s favorite singer?
Barkbra Streisand
(Original: Barbara Sreisand)
27. Who is a dog’s favorite royal?
Meghan Barkle
(Original: Meghan Markle)
28. Who is a dog’s favorite Star Wars character?
Luke Skybarker
(Original: Luke Skywalker)
29. Who is a dog’s favorite Sex & the City actress?
Sarah Jessica Barker
Original: Sarah Jessica Parker
30.What does your dog do for a living?
She’s a bark-eting expert.
More Dog Jokes & Puns:
31. I’ve already fed the dog! Quit hounding me!
32. That puppy never stands up for himself. He just rolls over.
33. What kind of dog is Dracula’s best friend? A bloodhound!
34. It’s raining cats and dogs. That’s fine, as long as it doesn’t reindeer.
35. What kind of dog do they have at the TMZ office? A puparazzi.
36. Who is a dog’s favorite storybook character? The big bad woof.
37. What’s more amazing than a talking dog? A spelling bee.
38. Where do dogs go after their tails fall off? The re-tail store.
39. My dog had to go to the vet today. He was one sick puppy.
40. What does a dog eat during a movie? Pup-corn
41. I worked all day with no break. It was a mastiff waste of time.
42. When is it really nice to have a dog to come home to? After a ruff day.
43. You won’t find what you need here. You’re barking up the wrong tree
44. Did you hear about the dog who retrieved a ball thrown from over a mile away? That sounds far-fetched.
45. Your dog isn’t fat. It’s just a little husky.
46. Which dogs are the best at science? Labs.
47. This is a special day! I’m in pawsession of a new dog.
48. Why was the dog sad? It had a ruff week.
49. What is a dog’s favorite latte in the fall? A pugkin latte
50. Have you seen the new dog movie? It’s called King Arfur.
51. What did the dog say when he was shocked? Fur’real?
52. What do you get if you cross a gold dog with a telephone? A golden receiver!
53. What do dogs like to eat on a hot day? A pupsicle.
54. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
55. What did the skeleton say to the puppy? Bone appetit.
56. I need to see a dentist. One of my canines is getting loose.
57. What kind of construction are dogs best at? Roofing.
58. What did the hungry Dalmatian say after he ate? “That hit the spot!”
59. Ever hear the one about the poodle on the submarine? He was the resident subwoofer and good at the doggie paddle.
60. I’m not sure what’s wrong with my dog. I’m hoping the vet will shed some light on the problem.
61. What is a dog’s favorite rap line? I like big mutts and a I cannot lie.
62. What are a dog’s favorite kind of story? Tall tails.
63. What does the bet give you at the end of the visit? Lab reports
64.The coach always wants to put my dog in the baseball game… Because he always gets walked.
65. What did the polite dog say when they’re leaving someone’s home? Thanks fur everything.
66. What does a dog say at Christmas time? Happy Howlidays
67. What does a dog say at Halloween time? Happy Howl-o-ween
68. What does a Spanish-speaking dog say at Christmas time? Feliz Navi-dog
69. How do you know your dog is well-liked? He’s the most pup-ular dog at the park.
70. What is a dog’s favorite kind of pizza? Pup-eroni pizza
71. What is a dog’s favorite classic rock song? Don’t stop retrieving
72. What is a dog’s favorite song to sing around Christmas time? Dachshund through the snow.
73. Why is your dog sad? He’s been going through a rough pooch lately.
74. People who hate dogs are re-pug-nant.
75. I puggin love you.
76. My dog is the best dog, I shih tzu not.
77. The dog was so sad, he was a mellon Collie.
78. It’s been a year since I adopted this dog. Happy Anni-fur-sary
79. I’m sorry I chewed up your shoes. Please fur-give me
80. Taking my dog on a walk every day is the leash I can do.
81. My dog is turning one! Where’s the paw-ty at?
82. Please be paw-lite at the doggie birthday party.
83. I’m giving a toast at my dog’s birthday. Live long and paws-per!
84. Who is a dog’s favorite rapper? 50 Scent.
85. Who is a dog’s favorite director? Clint Eastwoof
86. Who is a dog’s favorite basketball player? Snarls Barkley
87. Who is a dog’s favorite children’s book author? JK Howling
88. What is great life advice for a dog? Remain pawsitive.
89. What does a dog like to eat for breakfast? Woofles.
90.I almost kicked my dog out, but we renegotiated the terms of his leash.
91. Stop and pawnder the meaning of life.
92. What do you call a dog in a sauna? A hot dog.
93. We’re having labrad-oodles of fun!
94. My dog is totally paw-some.
95. My dog is my fur-st mate.
96. What is a dog’s favorite car? A fur-rari.
97. I’ve never pet a dog I didn’t like.
98. Today and every day, I chews you!
99. Let’s raise the woof.
100. Nobody wants to be the mutt of the joke.
101. We apologize. These puns are truly paw-ful.
We hope you loved this thoughtfully curated list of great dog puns.
And there you have it – 100 great dog puns hopefully made you laugh.
We hope that you’ve enjoyed reading through our list and that it has brought a smile to your face.
But don’t stop here – if you’re looking for more puns and jokes, be sure to check out our other blog posts.
We’ve got cat jokes, fin-tastic fish puns, “humerus” skull puns, “cool” ice puns, plus Thanksgiving jokes, St. Patricks Day jokes, the month of March jokes, What-Am-I riddles, and more.
And, 150 Dumb Jokes for Kids That are Actually Funny!
You’re sure to find something that tickles your funny bone.
And if you’re feeling creative, why not try making up some puns of your own? It’s a great way to exercise your wit and sense of humor.
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